Why Pterodactyls Like to take a Big Ol Crap on My Birthday!

Hey there bloggers. I know its been forever since my last post, but if you have been keeping up with my posts you all know the drill. So next week is my 24th birthday…which means I’m close to 25, which means that just 5 more years until I’m 30. My twenties are slipping away people. That is why so far for each year of my twenties I have been trying really hard to make each year memorable. My 20th birthday I moved to L.A. On my 21st I’m pretty sure I got alcohol poising (As I’m sure most of the human race on their 21st have.) My 22nd I went to Disneyland, and then last year for my 23rd I went to San Francisco for the first time ever spontaneously. So far each year they have been pretty memorable, but for my 24th I decided that I would plan a trip to VEGAS! That’s right VEGAS! I thought I would have a good ol fashion “Hangover” style Vegas 24th this year…so this is where the title of this post comes in. So each year so far for my birthday of my twenties they have been memorable, but for some reason something always goes wrong. I think that I’m cursed. You know how there are those people in life who on their birthday they always have everything go perfect for them because either A.) They have made a pact with the Devil or B.) Because I think that they have a “Birthday Fairy” following them around. But for me its a different story. I hoenstly believe that I have a FREAKING PTERODACTYL following me around who on my birthday likes to take a bog freaking steaming CRAP on it. I don’t know what it is, but for some reason it is what it is. I know some people have rain clouds following them around, but for some reason I have damn Pterodactyl (which by the way is a complete bitch.) Now of course this Pterodactyl is imaginary, metaphorical, and of course extinct but this damn this is a pain in my ass. It’s not just my birthday, but it likes to take little craps every now and then in other situations. If you have been reading my other blogs you can figure it out for yourself, but seriously what did I do to deserve this? I would be fine with a rain cloud, but NOOOOOOOOO I have to have the Pterodactyl! For example, on my 20th birthday yes I moved to a new city to start a new life. My family was helping me get all settled in at college, that night they just decided to go back to the hotel, and forget the fact that it was my birthday. I didn’t even get a cupcake with a candle or nothing! On my 21st the alcohol poisoning…need I say more? On my 22nd I went to Disneyland by myself. And on my 23rd yes it was spontaneous, but we drove around till dawn looking for a hotel because we didn’t book one (Okay that one I can understand that was our faults, but at the same time you would be pissed too!) Which brings me to my Vegas trip…everyone that I invited has bailed after I’ve made the reservation for the hotel and everything! I understand people have lives and whatnot but I just wanted to have a good time with my friends. So in conclusion I have decided that just because I can’t go to Vegas I might as well go balls out here in L.A. I don’t know what I’m going to do, but I have a week to figure it out. Just once I’d like for this Pterodactyl to give me a freaking break. If you have any ideas readers about how I should celebrate the big TWO-FOUR send me a message! Until next post!

-R

P.s- Now I understand how the Flintstones must of felt back in Bedrock…

Running…or dying?

Hey there readers! Just here reporting from the hotel. Just another night filled with drunks, hookers, and stupid people. All the perks of running the night here at Best Western. I know its not a typical a job, but it pays the bills. In other news this morning I went for a 3 mile run after I did my night audit. Was I freaking tired? You bet your ass I WAS! But here’s the thing, I had to. Since I have been on this journey of wanting to loose 15lbs by my birthday I have been hitting the running shoes hardcore. So far with my running I have feel 10 time more stress free. Which is a good thing, and not to mention I know in most cases many therapist would look at my case and say that I am the “Road of Recovery”, but honestly I just look at it as ME NOT KILLING the idiotic people that I encounter in my life. I will say this though. Running this morning did hurt a little. That’s only because the wind this morning was so damn cold that it kept piercing my freaking lungs. It was like I had eaten a sack full of needles which at this point sounds more appealing because I have NOTHING in my pantry. So if anyone would like to donate some food or money to me that would be nice. The life of paying bills and living on your own. Being an adult sucks, but hey what can you do? Right? Is it just me? Or does anyone else feel like it isn’t December? Maybe its my lack of Christmas spirit, but I just don’t feel like its Christmas or December. I feel like its February…which no offense to anyone who has a deep love for that month, but I hate it. It always reminds me of my lack of relationships. Personally I celebrate Valentines Day with me a bottle of wine and a Slasher Flick Marathon. I think I win on that day don’t you think? Anyways I’ll keep you posted on my lack of the Holiday spirit readers. Until next post.

-R

P.s.- I think my lack of the Christmas spirit has something to do with the world ending this year…

OSCAR SEASON!

It’s here everyone the one event that all actors, directors, writers, and movie lovers wait for….drum roll please….OSCAR SEASON! Yes, of course the election was important and I’m sure that Superbowl will be filled with lots of junk food and beer bellies, but when Oscar Season comes around…how can I put this nicely? Don’t bother me! Yes, it might sound harsh at first but its the truth. When Oscar Season comes around all I do is EAT, BREATHE, and SLEEP the films that are up for nominations!

The oscar’s area huge deal for people like me because its the one time that all of us actors, directors, writers, backstage crew can get together and look at those who are being nominated and say to ourselves, “I’m not crazy…I can do this as a career “. I absolutely love it! The best thing about it is that every year we get together at someone’s house and there is food and drink, and we all make bets on who is going to win. I bet everything on Glenn Close and Viola Davis last year….that was a stupid move. I just secretly wanted them to win. I love Meryl Streep she is the holy grail of acting and the craft, but I just thought it be cool if one of the other gals had a chance. I know that they will have their time.

I knew Meryl was going to win. The last time she won she wore a gold dress….and well she was wearing gold again….of course she was going to win! This year it looks like it might be a juicy one as well. All the nominations for the women look FANTASTIC! Ladies of the Oscar Roundtable of 2013…if any of you read my blog…not only will I crap my pants, but I would just like to say to all of you break legs and hearts! Your beautiful work that you have shared with the world will be shown on the screen and kept with us forever.

Films are like time capsules. Depending on what the film is about they tell you about is actually happening in the world. All you have to do is listen and watch and they open you to a world you have never seen before! So may this Oscar Season be a great one! My heart goes to all the nominees! Let the games begin!

-R 🙂

P.s.- Please watch the uncensored Hollywood Reporter interview with all the lovely canidates for this seasons Oscar! Absolutely inspiring and fascinating 🙂

FINALLY!!!!!!!

First of all I’d like to thank #MyLifeisMyStyle for following my blog! I finally have a reader! This means that all you people out there need to jump on the band wagon and start reading my stories! The picture above is exactly how I felt when I found out that I finally got a reader! Good ol classic ANCHORMAN JUMP! I did it with my fist in the air and everything! By the way if to the people who do read my blog, but don’t follow. Please go read #MyLifeisMystyle she has a great blog too! 🙂 Stay tune with another post later today!

-R 🙂

The Anatomy of Grey….

Hey there readers! Hope everyone had a nice Thanksgiving. Mine was really short, but hey! What else do expect when you work in the hotel industry? Well as you all know (For those of you who have been reading my blog) The show that I was mostly been talking about was “Ugly Betty”, but now my obsession with that show has come to end. The show only had five seasons and well I finished watching all of them. I have finally bit the bullet and well I have turned to….yes you guessed it “Grey’s Anatomy”. I know…now I’m just like everyone else, but you can’t blame me. It has a really good pilot that sucks you in like a freaking vortex! I will say this though I feel that the doctors on this show should diagnose themselves as sex addicts. They are way too horny.

Also the show has a lot of heart and tumor problem story-lines but I guess I can understand that…it is a medical drama after all. My favorite part about the show is of course “Cristina Yang”, who is played by the lovely Sandra Oh. Who doesn’t love an anal cardio loving Asian doctor who doesn’t know how to let people in! I will say this though thank God she didn’t get married to “Dr. Burke” at the end of Season 3. That dude was more of a girl than Cristina. He bitch about everything…his life, about her, about how she didn’t know how to love him, and of that when she decides to marry the guy he has the balls to dump her at the isle. But I guess its understandable especially when you call one of your fellow actors a F@%OT. Stupid Dr. Burke thinking he can call T.R. Knight that and try to get away with that! We were all rooting for you Mr. Knight.

And then there is Ellen Pompeo who plays our central character “Meredith Grey”…that girl is f@ck in the head. But I would be too if I had mommy problems. Which let’s face it everyone has that problem. Although her story-line with “Dr. Mcdreamy” which is Patrick Dempsey is exhausting… just get married and get it over with. I mean damn Meredith…the dude cheated on his wife with you, and yes I understand that he did pick lazy eyed “Dr. Addison Montgomery” over you first, but he’s not with her….and I think she doing pretty well for herself on “Private Practice” (Although I did hear that the current season that its in is its last season.)

Nevertheless the show is great, and I’m already into Season 4 so we will see what else is going to be happening in the land of “Seattle Grace Hospital” For all those readers who are actually reading I have decided to set a goal for myself. I am going to be trying to lose at least 15 lbs by my 24th birthday which will be next month. So far I have been actually doing pretty well. I have been counting calories like crazy, and I get up every morning around 8am and I do a 3 mile run! I’m really proud of myself, but I realized that when I don’t eat I get really bitchy. My best friend and her boyfriend got a dose of that the other night when we were all hanging out. I felt really bad about that. So I just need to eat like every 4 hrs or something. I try to at least eat 6 times a day which is a really good way to boost your metabolism. What else has been going? Oh yeah! Well I found out that I have to freaking work on Christmas Eve and Christmas, and also  New Years Eve because a certain someone went off and wined like the baby that they are to one of our managers here at the hotel. I don’t care if you have been working here longer than me. I have a life too you know! I told my manager that if I work all of the holidays then I better get my birthday weekend off, so I guess I have a prize at the end waiting for me. I’m going to Vegas for my birthday which why I want to lose the wait in time so I can look good walking the strip. Although I do wish that my birthday weekend doesn’t turn into The Hangover Part III…cause we all know that would suck big time! Until next post everyone, and happy holidays!

-R